Vauxhall Arch - SVC Review

Deep in its cavernous surroundings, I had a Nando's epiphany. As I was handing out the raffle tickets and forcing Marc Joss' friends to give him money for things he already had for free, I realised I needed another side and became most discombobulated with the options I could retrieve. Should it be halloumi? Should it be some variety of salade? I realised the only choice was to embark down the route of macho peas and what a fantastic choice I have made! Thanks to Vauxhall Nando's, my sides will be continuously warm and fruitful as I chow down on macho peas in all other Nando's.

NOW back to the matter at hand. I greatly enjoyed my visit to Vauxhall Nando's at the Reviewer Dinner. Sitting in its nether regions, feeling like a hermit made me feel empowered to eat and enjoy myself as I would never see the light again. Its lavatories were beautifully singular so one did not have to encounter anyone else while in the loo, its tills were elegantly raised so that one had to stand on tip-toes to order making one feel tall and proud and its new staff, both handsome and courteous to behold and encounter. I think that's the end. In other news, they forgot to take my 20% off at the till but then brought the money over to me at my table, how attentive, polite and delightful.