Braintree - Anonymous Review

When I entered nandos on the 8th of august at precisely 7.43, I had no idea how much I would hate Josh. My squad and I had a delightful meal, and were about to leave when Josh came to take our plates. He asked very politely if everything was okay, to which I responded "yes everything was great thank you" he then asked if there was anything extra I could add. I hesitated slightly and, trying to get on the bandwagon, I responded "it was very cheeky" and I could have never of anticipated the lifeless stare to follow, and i watched all the happiness escape from his eyes. I laughed it off and tried to say a mixture of "kidding, I hate people like that" and "you must hate that" but got tongue tied under the intensity of his stare and passionately exclaimed "I hate you". Hot tears of regret and excessive laughter flooded my face as Josh replied "but you don't even know me!" And "you've not even been drinking!" To which I replied I HAD A BULMERS IT WAS DISGUSTING. I then thanked him for being such a good customer (I meant waiter) and gave him an apologetic hug and promised to give him a nice review. Here it is Josh, I don't really hate you, thanks for the top class banter <3