Friendliness of Staff:
1 (Rude. Where is the Nando's spirit?)
Speed of Service:
2 (15 - 25 mins - Where's the food? Might have asked a staff member)
Quality of Food:
1 (Inedible - Is that blood?! Send it back!)
Decoration & Cleanliness:
3 (Standard Nando's, nothing bad, nothing exceptional)
Bloodied chicken. Scary. I don't want to get sick.